12

May

Ahh shoot... Almost got her.

Me:
if i eat a lot of salt and vinegar chips, will i start getting dehydrated?
so i should drink water as i eat them right?
Jennifer Lee:
lol.
ADH wahohohoho
Me:
?????????
didn't study hormones.
Jennifer Lee:
no.
dont drink water.
Me:
uhh.
Jennifer Lee:
just dumb a tablespoon of salt in your mouth.
it will cure it
Me:
OKAY.
Jennifer Lee:
thanks for trusting me!
wahoohoho
Me:
thanks jlee!
wooow.
have you ever done it before?
this is really salty.
Jennifer Lee:
all the time.
Me:
to be expected.
Jennifer Lee:
salt and vinegar chips are so addicting.
Me:
i only put in half of the spoon so far.
Jennifer Lee:
but not that good.
lollll
yes.
of course.
put the whole thing in!!
Me:
i'm still getting over the first half.
Jennifer Lee:
lol
okay now im worried.
YOURE NOT ACTUALLY DOING IT ARE YOU?
Me:
wait.
what???
Jennifer Lee:
WHAT?
WHAT??!?
OMGOSH.
stop!
Me:
YOU MADE ME...
WHAT..
Jennifer Lee:
LOL WHAT
YOU BETTER BE JOKING.
DUMB
YOU'RE LYING
Me:
I'M GOING TO DRINK WATER.

04

Apr

I’m going to puncture your lung.
Jenn Lee

20

Oct

Giraffes

Guys. I’m so sleep deprived. I’m trying to review signal transduction for biology… my mind keeps telling me there’s no way I completely understood what I keep reading… So I go back and read it, only to realize that I do understand it… But then my head’s tells me it’s not possible that I understood it in such a hazy state.. So I waste 5 more minutes rereading something I already know.

It also doesn’t help that all I can think of are giraffes.

Why is my bio book not this interesting? ^