August 2011
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Aug 2nd
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ListenMiracle Fortress - Raw Spectacle | This is the...
Aug 2nd
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July 2011
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Jul 30th
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Jul 28th
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untitled.: cured? →
mcuevo: i am on night TWO of drinking milk! no, not soy milk, but real, cow milk. this is exciting. no seriously, real milk just tastes so much better! i can distinctly taste the creaminess that soy milk lacks. i had about half a glass last night, and i went the whole night without any problems, AND i… WHOLE MILK. WHOLE MILK. WHOLE MILK. WHOLE MILK. WHOLE MILK.
Jul 12th
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Jul 10th
14 notes
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Jul 10th
June 2011
1 post
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Jun 29th
May 2011
19 posts
May 31st
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May 29th
May 21st
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May 21st
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Ahh shoot... Almost got her.
Me:
if i eat a lot of salt and vinegar chips, will i start getting dehydrated?
so i should drink water as i eat them right?
Jennifer Lee:
lol.
ADH wahohohoho
Me:
?????????
didn't study hormones.
Jennifer Lee:
no.
dont drink water.
Me:
uhh.
Jennifer Lee:
just dumb a tablespoon of salt in your mouth.
it will cure it
Me:
OKAY.
Jennifer Lee:
thanks for trusting me!
wahoohoho
Me:
thanks jlee!
wooow.
have you ever done it before?
this is really salty.
Jennifer Lee:
all the time.
Me:
to be expected.
Jennifer Lee:
salt and vinegar chips are so addicting.
Me:
i only put in half of the spoon so far.
Jennifer Lee:
but not that good.
lollll
yes.
of course.
put the whole thing in!!
Me:
i'm still getting over the first half.
Jennifer Lee:
lol
okay now im worried.
YOURE NOT ACTUALLY DOING IT ARE YOU?
Me:
wait.
what???
Jennifer Lee:
WHAT?
WHAT??!?
OMGOSH.
stop!
Me:
YOU MADE ME...
WHAT..
Jennifer Lee:
LOL WHAT
YOU BETTER BE JOKING.
DUMB
YOU'RE LYING
Me:
I'M GOING TO DRINK WATER.
May 13th
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May 12th
17 notes
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May 10th
10 notes
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May 9th
9 notes
Man sitting in front of me on the bus...
Had such a pungent body odor. And long oily hair that glistened in the dark, clumped together. D:
May 7th
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May 6th
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Why'd Dr. Zhao skip over the dinosaur chapter?
May 6th
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“I’ll turn you into a moss.”
– Jenn Lee
May 6th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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Today, I almost got run over. :o
Close call, mang.
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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“Two American goals that took a decade, and more than $100 billion to achieve: 1)...”
– Neil deGrasse Tyson It’d be nice if NASA could get some funding back now.
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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April 2011
28 posts
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
38,539 notes
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Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
"What kind of music do you like?"
battish:
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 18th
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Please observe: Nyan-Nyan Cat. →
Apr 18th
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WatchWatch
floatingparticles: mnwka: ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED. GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD. INTERNET GOLD.
Apr 16th
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April 2011: List of music I’m listening to so far. (Grooveshark playlist)
Apr 16th
4 tags
UTmail: For some reason...
This new Google powered utexas.edu mail account is making me super stoked. I probably pissed off at least 4 other Michael Zhengs who wanted that email account, too.
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
84 notes
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The people of Dubai don't get to watch the...
Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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“I don’t know if I drink a lot.”
– Jennifer Lee
Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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